My Bytch Blog

OK so I have some updates to my crazy life if anyone in the world cares to know: Today marks the 3rd week my house has been on the market. In 14 days we've had 7 showings. Not bad. Of course, not great either since we are still not under contract. Anyone want to buy a house in Colorado...shoot me an e-mail : ) We are finally under contract with the house of my dreams. Absolutely love it! It has everything I want. Of course the previous owners were, well let's say, less than vigilant on the maintenance of this house. SO, I do have somethings I need to fix and change but overall, I'm pretty excited. In the middle of all this fun frenzy, we are scheduled to go to Disney World and Universal in Florida in July; and although I am looking forward to the vacation, I am still nervous about the house issue. I had my mammogram and it came back that I do not have cancer! YEAH! My whole family took a collective sigh of relief. I am still trying to beat my August deadline on my new b...

Here's where I am in my boring life. Remember that boob strain I got? Well, I went to the doctor's just to make sure it was nothing. Now I'm not sure. The doctor now wants me to get a diagnostic mammogram and ultrasound. Now I'm officially freaked out. The doctor wants to make sure that everything is ok. I am scared. I know women younger than me that have had breast cancer. I really don't want to go crazy about this until there IS something to freak about but of course I can't help but worry. Then I have this whole house issue. I found a house I want and put in an offer. Now they have countered with a ridiculous amount of money and earnest provision. Also, we have had 4 showings in 5 days and don't get me wrong I'm not bytching about that but I do have to pack the kids and the dogs, all three, in the car and get the hell out of Dodge. I am exhausted from worry. Worry about my health, worry about the house. It's just one long worry and I think I am ...

OK, so everyone knows I'm moving. This experience has made me feel so old. I have been packing and cleaning and staging and everything else to get the house ready to sell and I feel it everywhere. I have aches and pains where I never had before, where no one should ever have pain. When my husband and I first got married we moved almost every year for the first seven years and I had no problems with it. But now, we have been in the same house for seven years and I cannot believe how much crap I have and to top it off I think I broke my boob. Yes! You heard correctly. I think I strained my right boob. Every time I bend down to get something it hurts so bad. I even cup it on the way to get a bra...how sad is that?!? Of course I would be mortified if I knew half of the people that read this blog. Lucky for me most of you are in Sweden and Russia. Anywho..I have finally found the house of my dreams but it does need a little work. I don't mind really. This is suppos...