My Bytch Blog

I know that everyone has a certain level of crazy in them. I mean, what the hell is 'normal'? But I know I'm not so off base that I'm the oddball. I don't judge people for their religious views, sexual orientation, preference on dog vs. cat; but I seem to be getting judged. Why? I know I'm not qualified to judge people on how they live their lives so why do people insist on judging me? Today has been a day where I just want to walk away from everyone (except family) and hold my cat. I am a friendly person, I don't go out in the world and try to hurt people or think of ways to screw them over but I seem to be the only person spewing positive energy and not negative energy. Even now, I'm not trying to be negative but I am wondering what the hell is going on?  I belong to meet-up groups online and I like to go out and meet new people. At one of these events, another lady and I connected and we talked. Two weeks later she e-mailed me that she enjoyed me...

I have been putting off losing weight. I just haven't felt motivated to do anything. I don't think that I have been "depressed" per say but I just haven't felt a need to exercise or lose weight. Well, I got on the scale and when it squeaked out "get off you're hurting me" I realized that I have let myself go just a little. I have enjoyed doing and obviously eating anything I have wanted to. This includes anything for Christmas (yes, I am aware it's February) and a bunch of chocolate for Valentine's day. Today, I was reading comedy. I found myself laughing, I mean really laughing...and then it happened. I realized that I was not only laughing but I was also jiggling. And not in a good way (ie. large boobs). Well, I have finally got to "that point" where I am ready to do something about my weight other than trying to avoid losing it. I talked to a nice person today who was a personal trainer. She was just the prettiest little thin...

Ok...is it just me or is Valentine's day just a little annoying?! Yeah, ok, you're in love. NOT WITH ME. So keep it to yourself.  Yeah, ok, you're happy. NOT WITH ME. So keep it to yourself.  Yeah, ok, you're getting laid. NOT WITH ME. So keep it to yourself. Are you picking up on my theme? If not, keep it to yourself! All the chocolates, just make you fat... Roses just die... And people break your heart! So why do we celebrate a day that hurts so much? Crap, I don't know...I'm happily married! I'm just playing devil's advocate. You see, I love Valentine's day but I don't know why. I love the chocolate! Hell, what woman doesn't?  I love getting beautiful red roses!  I love that feeling you get when you look at the person you have given your heart to, the butterflies... When they look at you like you, the way you feel about them. The same intense stare. The rush of sensations you feel when they ki...

I have always been fascinated with most of the Sherlock Holmes movies in the past. I saw the two Sherlock movies starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law and really enjoyed them. I have even started following The Sherlock Holmes Society of London . But recently my daughter has started watching the BBC version of Sherlock Holmes starring Benedict Cumberpatch. Now admittedly, I enjoyed both Sherlock's but Robert Downey Jr. is no match in the Hottie Mchottie department like Benedict Cumberpatch! Ben's sultry voice and deep blue eyes leave me weak in the knees. His character as Sherlock is very intellectual and calculating. On the flip side (meaning the American Holmes), Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes is more charismatic and witty. This Holmes is not shy about calculating how to beat the crap out of his enemy. I also like his acting style. Now this blog is not going to be a point by point on each character or actor. I just merely wanted to point out that I am now a...

I am a HUGE fan of the Walking Dead. I've seen every episode since the beginning. This season I was glad to see a little more about Michonne. They allowed us to see her past and making her a solid addition to the cast. This is something they did with most of the cast already. I admire this character because she has learned how to cope in this new Dead world and survive. In this episode we've learned of her son and her lover. I will admit that I wasn't able to gather the two guys at the table were her first zombies but I slowly got it as the dream turned.  Moving on...  I love movies and T.V. shows with strong female characters. Go Woman Power! I also think using the sword is awesome and reminds me of the movie Kill Bill with Uma Thurman. Another strong leading female role. But back to the Dead.... This season started out with Rick not looking so good and Carl kinda being a shit. I have to admit I was a little lost with his behavior. But I have lea...

Ok I have to admit that I am not one for watching a lot of football but when it comes to the Superbowl I make a heck of an exception. But this game just hurts. I have yelled, prayed, chanted to Odin and Thor and finally fallen to my knees and cried. At this time the Seahawks are giving it to us, yes I am a Bronco fan, without KY. I usually get dinner before I get this kinda screwed! My only solice is the Tim Tebow commercials. I've always liked him. Yes, mostly because he's hot as hell! But I really think he has talent...and he's hot! Anyway to end my misery, I have decided that even though the game is not "technically" over, it's over. I will turn off my television and cry myself to sleep. I will dream of the days before today when the Broncos were killer awesome and we really had a chance to win. I will fill my head with dreams of cheers and of course Tim Tebow...shirtless. Until next time...