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Being a real estate agent is like....

...a sixteen year old, sexually frustrated boy.

Let me explain.

As my five readers know, I have decided to get into real estate. I've been doing this for about 3 whole months. Now I know that I have unrealistic expectations for myself. For example, I feel that I should have already closed my 56 deals and made my first million dollars. Has that happened? No. What I have learned is that this whole thing has been a humbling process of hard work and mega amounts of rejections. 

As I was going through my many moods of success and failure, I spoke to my mentor and expressed...mostly in tears...my frustration and anger. She smiled, told me to take a deep breath and explained to me that most people don't have their first closing for 8 months or so. I was shocked and appalled. 8 months!!!! It's a good thing that I'm not the only one in the family working. 

What she said next lead me to my conclusion. She said that the feeling I would get at my first closing would be so euphoric that I would be hooked. I would want to do it again and again. Gee that sounds to me a lot like sex. Hence, yes is did say hence, the conclusion that being a beginner real estate agent is like being a sexually frustrated sixteen year old boy. I want to feel the euphoric feeling but I just can't get not satisfaction (thank you Rolling Stones).

So on ward and forward I go into the great big world of real estate. I will work my fanny off and put in the time required to make this business work. I've added a picture below since this is really how things are perceived. 


Until next time...

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