My Bytch Blog

OK my five readers here's an update on my life. I have had a lot going on and with the end of the year coming ever so closer I feel I owe it to get you up to date. So the last time I was here I was all fine. I guess I am still fine but now I have a little more messed up stuff going on in my head and in my life but hey, who the hell doesn't? Right? First off, my father has been living with me and my family for about 5 years now in our basement and to be honest it's been OK for the most part. But if anyone one of my readers either lives with their parents or has their parents live with them, then they know what the hell I am talking about. It's completely different when you're growing up. Your parents were the end all be all of life as you knew it but as an adult you have had experiences that allow to become the person that you are. Your experiences are not your parent's experiences and you don't do things the exact same way as them even if you do do some...

Hello my five fans! I have missed you and am sorry to have been away for so long. I have been battling life and it's many forms of beat downs. I have been riding this "wave" of real estate and have found that I am not fond of it. The jury is out right now to decide whether or not to continue doing it. I'm not having any fun, I'm not making any money and the people are just down right mean. Gee the job everyone wants.  Anyway, I've hurt my heel and am trying to re coup from that issue but on a whole my life has been crazy and not in a good way. I am ready to just hang up my signs. I have discovered that I am not as much a people person as I thought. I make friends pretty easily and get a long with most people but the general public is another animal all together and I am not liking this jungle.  It seems people are not very nice as a whole and are out to blame other's for their mistakes. On my Facebook page I "like" a lot of pages that ha...

Ok I think my five readers know that I am a real estate agent. So, I got a call from this guy to see his house because he wants to sell it. I got my materials together and went the next day. As I walked up the  sidewalk the door opens. I see this older guy, probably in his mid 50's. He is wearing dirty, grey sweat pants and a blue shirt with yellow lettering that says "Ask how YOU can get a free breast exam" Oh joy. His obvious comb over looked stiff and dirty. His pale blue eyes were so light he looked like he had cataracts. He smiled and asked if I was the real estate agent. I smiled politely and said yes. He opened the door and invited me in. As I walked past him, this wall of body odor that was emanating from him was nauseating. I held back the vomit that wanted to come up and sat at a small kitchen table.  As I put down my binder on the table, my hand landed on something sticky. I pulled my hand up. He asked me what was wrong and I asked him for a wet paper towe...

I was driving down a crowded road when I noticed every one's break lights were coming on. It happened so fast that I thought it was an accident. As I merged from the middle lane to the left, I drove past a blue Volkswagen bug with it's emergency lights on and no other cars. I thought the vehicle had stalled. Then I see the driver help push another car to the side of the road from the far right lane. This moron had stopped dead in the middle of traffic, left their car and helped someone else get to the side of the road effectively cutting off two lanes instead of one. WHAT?! Why didn't they just pull over to the side of the road and help that person off the far right lane? Nope. The thought process must have gone like this..."Oh gee a person in need of help. Let me stop right here in the middle of the busy street and help."  I understand the want to help but do it right not hold up traffic. This person meant well but went about it in such a stupid way. Wha...

I know that everyone has a certain level of crazy in them. I mean, what the hell is 'normal'? But I know I'm not so off base that I'm the oddball. I don't judge people for their religious views, sexual orientation, preference on dog vs. cat; but I seem to be getting judged. Why? I know I'm not qualified to judge people on how they live their lives so why do people insist on judging me? Today has been a day where I just want to walk away from everyone (except family) and hold my cat. I am a friendly person, I don't go out in the world and try to hurt people or think of ways to screw them over but I seem to be the only person spewing positive energy and not negative energy. Even now, I'm not trying to be negative but I am wondering what the hell is going on?  I belong to meet-up groups online and I like to go out and meet new people. At one of these events, another lady and I connected and we talked. Two weeks later she e-mailed me that she enjoyed me...

I have been putting off losing weight. I just haven't felt motivated to do anything. I don't think that I have been "depressed" per say but I just haven't felt a need to exercise or lose weight. Well, I got on the scale and when it squeaked out "get off you're hurting me" I realized that I have let myself go just a little. I have enjoyed doing and obviously eating anything I have wanted to. This includes anything for Christmas (yes, I am aware it's February) and a bunch of chocolate for Valentine's day. Today, I was reading comedy. I found myself laughing, I mean really laughing...and then it happened. I realized that I was not only laughing but I was also jiggling. And not in a good way (ie. large boobs). Well, I have finally got to "that point" where I am ready to do something about my weight other than trying to avoid losing it. I talked to a nice person today who was a personal trainer. She was just the prettiest little thin...

Ok...is it just me or is Valentine's day just a little annoying?! Yeah, ok, you're in love. NOT WITH ME. So keep it to yourself.  Yeah, ok, you're happy. NOT WITH ME. So keep it to yourself.  Yeah, ok, you're getting laid. NOT WITH ME. So keep it to yourself. Are you picking up on my theme? If not, keep it to yourself! All the chocolates, just make you fat... Roses just die... And people break your heart! So why do we celebrate a day that hurts so much? Crap, I don't know...I'm happily married! I'm just playing devil's advocate. You see, I love Valentine's day but I don't know why. I love the chocolate! Hell, what woman doesn't?  I love getting beautiful red roses!  I love that feeling you get when you look at the person you have given your heart to, the butterflies... When they look at you like you, the way you feel about them. The same intense stare. The rush of sensations you feel when they ki...

I have always been fascinated with most of the Sherlock Holmes movies in the past. I saw the two Sherlock movies starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law and really enjoyed them. I have even started following The Sherlock Holmes Society of London . But recently my daughter has started watching the BBC version of Sherlock Holmes starring Benedict Cumberpatch. Now admittedly, I enjoyed both Sherlock's but Robert Downey Jr. is no match in the Hottie Mchottie department like Benedict Cumberpatch! Ben's sultry voice and deep blue eyes leave me weak in the knees. His character as Sherlock is very intellectual and calculating. On the flip side (meaning the American Holmes), Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes is more charismatic and witty. This Holmes is not shy about calculating how to beat the crap out of his enemy. I also like his acting style. Now this blog is not going to be a point by point on each character or actor. I just merely wanted to point out that I am now a...

I am a HUGE fan of the Walking Dead. I've seen every episode since the beginning. This season I was glad to see a little more about Michonne. They allowed us to see her past and making her a solid addition to the cast. This is something they did with most of the cast already. I admire this character because she has learned how to cope in this new Dead world and survive. In this episode we've learned of her son and her lover. I will admit that I wasn't able to gather the two guys at the table were her first zombies but I slowly got it as the dream turned.  Moving on...  I love movies and T.V. shows with strong female characters. Go Woman Power! I also think using the sword is awesome and reminds me of the movie Kill Bill with Uma Thurman. Another strong leading female role. But back to the Dead.... This season started out with Rick not looking so good and Carl kinda being a shit. I have to admit I was a little lost with his behavior. But I have lea...

Ok I have to admit that I am not one for watching a lot of football but when it comes to the Superbowl I make a heck of an exception. But this game just hurts. I have yelled, prayed, chanted to Odin and Thor and finally fallen to my knees and cried. At this time the Seahawks are giving it to us, yes I am a Bronco fan, without KY. I usually get dinner before I get this kinda screwed! My only solice is the Tim Tebow commercials. I've always liked him. Yes, mostly because he's hot as hell! But I really think he has talent...and he's hot! Anyway to end my misery, I have decided that even though the game is not "technically" over, it's over. I will turn off my television and cry myself to sleep. I will dream of the days before today when the Broncos were killer awesome and we really had a chance to win. I will fill my head with dreams of cheers and of course Tim Tebow...shirtless. Until next time...

Ok as my five readers know I have a teen and arguing with this teen is like sticking a fork in my eyeball  and moving it around; extremely painful and of no real use. This teen has also chosen to listen to the wimpiest music ever by Owl City or Kingdom or whatever. This kind of music reminds me of when I was in college and getting stoned thinking aliens from another galaxy. Yes, I was/am a huge X-Files fan and David Duchovny fan.  So my teen has decided to "torcher" me with music. Songs like Lincoln Park's Numb and Imagine Dragon's Demons which I really like. I won't tell my teen that or they'll stop playing the music. So I wonder why the rebellion? I'm not such a bad mom... We'll leave that alone. So, I remember when I was 15 and as kids go I could have gotten a lot worse. When I was 15 I did all kinds of crap. I was dating a college guy, I went to Titty Bingo concerts, I got stoned and went to parties, I got a tattoo and became a Got...